I just realized that it's been forever since I've done a post of Levi-isms. I keep them on scraps of paper strewn about the house. There are some things a mama just doesn't want to forget.
: : "Where's my rubber band mallet."--referring to the rubber mallet seen above.
: : Levi: "You have eybrows?"
Me: "Yes, I do."
Levi: "You have plenty of eyebrows!"
Me: "Um, yes."
Levi: "I have two eyebrows!"
: : Levi: mumble, mumble.
Me: "What was that, Baby?"
Levi: "I'm just talking to people."
: : "Sing peas on a river!"--referring to the song "Peace Like a River."
: : "Fix it, Mama! Fix it! You're a fixer!!" Unfortunately even us 'fixer' mamas can't fix everything a munchkin can break.
: : "I like dat wheel, Mama. Come here and smell it. You can have an idea when you smell it." :-) Smelling is Levi's thing. If it's near him, he's going to smell it. Including our doula's feet during her last visit. Thank goodness she has 6 children and gets the craziness of 2 year olds.
: : "Come here, doggy. Come here, doggy. Sit in my wap." Pats lap. There is no dog in sight....not even a stuffed one. I do believe we have a full blown imagination on board now. Or a child trying to convince us to get him a dog. "Can I have a doggy? I reeeeeeeeyeeee neeeed a doggy!"
: : Here's a real heart melter for you....at least, it melted my heart:
"Mama, can I marry you?"
:) "No, Baby, I'm already married."
"I reeeeyeee need to be married."
Soft laugh. "Not now, Baby Bear. You still have a few years.....And, you'll need a job."
*I don't generally dress my child in jackets during the heat of August, but sometimes he's stubborn and insists. So far he's always taken them off before having a heat stroke!